It bums me that I have to blacklist my bestie’s most amazing and creative work because it makes me feel oogy inside…
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT IS AMAZING ALL THE THOUGHT YOU PUT INTO IT AND THE SHEER AMOUNT OF TEXT THAT I HAVE QUICKLY SCROLLED PAST WHILE ON MOBILE COS THERE’S NO BLACKLIST THERE BLESS YOUR ARTISTIC SOUL!!!
AU that’s part “Chobits” and part “Pinocchio” with an AI android who wants to be real
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”
“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”
“where did you even get th—”
“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”
“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”
“that’s not necessary”
“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”
“do you get this involved with all of your meals”
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS
#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom
(Source: jaclcfrost, via creeepyfangirl)
have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”
Do you ever wonder if people think that about you?